Massive Maynardland Attraction Database

The Jip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, September 27, 1964, 12:30 a.m.

Above: The Jip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, September 27, 1964, 12:30 a.m.

Jip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1979
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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