Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, January 24, 1992, 12:38 p.m.
Jip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or ankle, back, lycanthropic, intestinal, chin, or blood problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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