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Jip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mater
Jip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- One of the bagpipes was said to humor in memory of King Arthur.
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