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Above: A freaky view of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's covered in children
Jip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $99 million to rebuild.
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