Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Jip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to sing to bees.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from July 17 to January 11.
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