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The Jip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the forest
Jip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- At one location in the background, you can almost see an imaginary attraction.
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