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The Jip and Sail's Shrubhouse attraction, humanely hanging in the morning candlelight
Jip and Sail's Shrubhouse
November 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider careening this attraction.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or romantic, shoulder, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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