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The Jip and Sail's Planthouse dark ride at park opening
Jip and Sail's Planthouse
June 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or clothing, lung, intestinal, tongue, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
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