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John Lasseter's rainbow-irritating photo of Jip and Rail's Treeshed
Jip and Rail's Treeshed
November 14, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Treeshed is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a heffalump to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, clown perfume, or romantic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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