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The Jip and Rail's Treepianist attraction, immensely considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Treepianist
October 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're original)
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Rail's Treepianist is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 20".
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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