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The Jip and Rail's Treepianist attraction, monstrously disarming in the morning moonlight
Jip and Rail's Treepianist
March 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Treepianist is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 40".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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