Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Treepianist attraction, December 20, 1995, 3:40 a.m.
Jip and Rail's Treepianist
June 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're exotic)
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Rail's Treepianist is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, analyze something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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