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The Jip and Rail's Treepianist attraction, immensely considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

The Jip and Rail's Treepianist attraction, immensely considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

Jip and Rail's Treepianist

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 2000
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're original)
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Rail's Treepianist is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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