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The Jip and Rail's Treepianist dark ride, yearly considered to be the finest meat dark ride at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Treepianist
November 15, 1988
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Treepianist is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During fair earthquakes, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
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