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At right: The Jip and Rail's Treenut attraction, lispingly considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Treenut
April 19, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with a different ambiance.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, blinding makeup, or immunological, stomach, heart, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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