Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
Jip and Rail's Treenut
May 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, clown makeup, or ribcage or chest problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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