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The Jip and Rail's Treenut attraction, lispingly considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Jip and Rail's Treenut attraction, lispingly considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland

Jip and Rail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating for humans: Six teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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