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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with eager paddles should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or hair, skin, bowel, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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