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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 2, 2001, 8:17 p.m.

The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 2, 2001, 8:17 p.m.

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1955
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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