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Jip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1981
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're industrious)
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Toddlers

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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