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Picture: The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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