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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 7, 2012
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs away from the attraction at various times.
- On its last day before closing permanently, the Jip and Rail's Smokehouse almost sank.
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