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Image: Michael Jackson's bubble-charging photo of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 12, 1963
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from November 14 until perhaps December 22.
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