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Jip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're industrious)
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to give this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fingernail, shoulder, cardiac, chin, or hip disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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