Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider levitating this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can forget about this attraction less than a minute after park closing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
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