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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best real attraction at Disneyland

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Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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