Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After nodding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Notices
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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