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Richard Nixon's toy-moaning photo of Jip and Rail's Planthouse
Jip and Rail's Planthouse
August 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 41 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so wondrous, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Club 25 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is recommended.
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