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At right: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
May 26, 1977
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with Jafar fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- This attraction closes at random.
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