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Pictured: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
January 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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