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The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pictured: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Jip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Enjoyed by: Infants

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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