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The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
October 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 30".
- Operator must be at least 57" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
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