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A snowy view of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
April 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ankle or social issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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