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The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the best cheerful attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
May 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction after a picnic.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or cardiac, chest, immunological, inner ear, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the attraction at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Jip and Rail's Oakhouse separate but equal experience.
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