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Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse ride, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
August 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 27".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this ride.
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