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Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse ride during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
November 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (from www.AmericanKeteer.bak)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find feeding, because this ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- This ride exits into a shop.
- The last position on this ride is named for Columbia's monkey.
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