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The Jip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
Jip and Rail's Nuthouse
August 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to capture princess belts.
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