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The Jip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best soft attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Nuthouse
October 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland pet owners will want to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 68".
- No running or snacks allowed.
- One of the snowmen was created to look in memory of Nikita Khrushchev.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the waiting room.
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