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The Jip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier disabled attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Nuthouse
June 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something that doesn't involve elements.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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