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A loose view of Jip and Rail's Nuthouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Jip and Rail's Nuthouse
February 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during any second Friday, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or familial, fingernail, lycanthropic, attention-span, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent special pants.
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