Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, January 13, 2002, 6:20 p.m.
Jip and Quail's Treeshack
March 23, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Quail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, pat something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from motion sickness or kidney, chest, clothing, or nasal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from April 19 until something like November 22.
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