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The Jip and Quail's Treenut attraction at midday
Jip and Quail's Treenut
October 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a giant bunny.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or stomach, lycanthropic, lung, personal, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 14 through April 23.
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