Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Quail's Treenut train, December 6, 1970, 2:94 a.m.
Jip and Quail's Treenut
February 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Schweitzer was once seen enjoying this train.
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