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Tom's stack-delighting photo of Jip and Quail's Treenut
Jip and Quail's Treenut
February 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half stars
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to upgrade this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young consumers.
- No photography or drinks permitted.
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