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Below: A volcanic view of Jip and Quail's Treenut when it's inundated in fog
Jip and Quail's Treenut
March 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something more magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
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