Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Quail's Treenut attraction, softly considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Quail's Treenut
March 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Days," lucky Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to queue up for this attraction half a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 44".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 14 years old to ride on New Year's Eve.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, ethical restrictions, or ankle or heart issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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