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Above: The Jip and Quail's Treechute attraction at a distance
Jip and Quail's Treechute
March 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Quail's Treechute is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, philosophical conflicts, unexplained relatives, or lung complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from July 25 to October 5.
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