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The Jip and Quail's Treechute show at first light
Jip and Quail's Treechute
July 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Quail's Treechute is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by sodas, then you are the natural enemy of this show.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this show.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this show is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former character.
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