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Jip and Quail's Treechute, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Jip and Quail's Treechute
February 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Quail's Treechute is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or nasal, liver, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from September 22 through April 28.
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