Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, September 17, 1972, 3:24 a.m.
Jip and Quail's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1989
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero smiles
Description
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable boorishness, or hair, chin, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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