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The Jip and Quail's Seedhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Jip and Quail's Seedhouse
September 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Quail's Seedhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children, inexplicable growths, punk haircuts, or stomach, blood, chest, neck, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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