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The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're untamed)
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent safety harnesses.
- John Hench originally intended for this attraction to showcase live frogs.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the first room.
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