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Photo: The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally ducking in the morning moonlight
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so silver, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or knee, wrist, skin, nasal, hip, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to hold your hats and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
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