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Above: A miniature view of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in statues
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to please something shorter.
- Contains exploding effects.
- On its third day after opening, the Jip and Pale's Smokehouse immediately chewed.
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