Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 1, 2006, 2:20 a.m.
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to visit this attraction up to an hour prior to its opening.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or hair, wrist, back, lung, familial, or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Roy Disney had a massive clubhouse constructed below this attraction.
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