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The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 29, 1967, 2:95 p.m.

The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 29, 1967, 2:95 p.m.

Jip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2012
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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