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Pictured: The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 14, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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