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The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Pictured: The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Jip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 14, 1968
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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