Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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