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The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the premier surreal attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the premier surreal attraction at Walt Disney Land

Jip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1979
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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