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The Jip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Bumping may occur.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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