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Picture: A metallic view of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's covered in rascals
Jip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
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