Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Nail's Treeshack attraction, haughtily cranking in the afternoon sunlight
Jip and Nail's Treeshack
December 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Nail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find rousing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes inside the attraction at significant times.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Jip and Nail's Treeshack, there is a football video game for lost children.
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