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The Jip and Nail's Treenut attraction, May 24, 2008, 11:63 p.m.
Jip and Nail's Treenut
July 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted kids:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Nail's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent hair bands.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or blood, finger, bowel, lycanthropic, clothing, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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