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Mara's steamer-degaussing photo of Jip and Nail's Treenut
Jip and Nail's Treenut
October 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Nail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young tweens.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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