Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Nail's Treenest attraction during repairs
Jip and Nail's Treenest
July 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Nail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or finger, immunological, heart, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic images.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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