Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disney Land
Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
October 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 19".
- Guest in front must be at least 52 watts (while balancing a stranger on your head) tall.
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in Spain.
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