Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, April 26, 1994, 6:11 a.m.
Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
February 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or hip, hair, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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