Massive Kronkland Attraction Database
The Jip and Male's Treenest attraction, magically offending in the fading sunlight
Jip and Male's Treenest
August 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Male's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 45".
- Annoyance may occur.
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