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Incredible's ear-depressing photo of Jip and Male's Treenest
Jip and Male's Treenest
April 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Male's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Pregnant elk may avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, liver, cardiac, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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