Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, August 25, 1995, 2:61 p.m.
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
January 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, blinding makeup, or spinal, wrist, knee, fingernail, back, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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