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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, longingly dusting in the morning sunlight
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
November 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will sing to your party.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as an icicle to go on.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from nasal, chest, ribcage, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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