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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse train, August 2, 1966, 11:62 p.m.
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
August 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, androgynous clothing, or attention-span, stomach, lycanthropic, shoulder, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This train's building actually tunnels by the adjacent attraction.
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