Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
June 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to find this attraction just an hour before its closing.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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