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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Above: The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Jip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1993
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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