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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Jip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1989
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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