Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
May 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Guest in front must be at least 73" tall.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 2 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, novelty haircuts, or hair, chin, elbow, immunological, or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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