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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the worst tall attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
December 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (from www.MouseMonster.net)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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