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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse ride, sleepily considered to be the best miniature ride at Disneyland
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
December 30, 1965
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter a ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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