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A retro view of Jip and Male's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: August 13, 1970
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 333 steps
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this experience.
- Before enjoying this experience, go on something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives will want to repeatedly ride this experience half a minute after park closing.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or Maleficent fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable Paul Pressler meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and nightmares away from the entangling vines at all times.
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