Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Jip and Male's Smokehouse
September 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Rabbit photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- In a hidden hideout at the bottom of the Jip and Male's Smokehouse, there is a mortal combat table for V.I.P.s.
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