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The Jip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, longingly dusting in the morning sunlight

The Jip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, longingly dusting in the morning sunlight

Jip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 12, 1989
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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