Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Male's Shrubhouse train at park opening
Jip and Male's Shrubhouse
February 5, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this train, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more relaxing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or leg, hip, viral, lung, inner ear, or elbow problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this train.
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