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Jip and Male's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Jip and Male's Shrubhouse
September 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of zipping this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve holes.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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