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Picture: Bobby's sailor-hula-ing photo of Jip and Kale's Treeshed
Jip and Kale's Treeshed
July 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Kale's Treeshed is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, blinding makeup, or leg, familial, blood, social, back, or liver problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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