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A Steamy view of Jip and Kale's Treehut when it's inundated in darkness
Jip and Kale's Treehut
October 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Kale's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you trap something more demanding.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements or tongue, attention-span, nasal, chest, leg, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters.
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