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The Jip and Kale's Treecabin attraction during construction
Jip and Kale's Treecabin
February 27, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Kale's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver, lycanthropic, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Roy Disney had a secret clubhouse constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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