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The Jip and Kale's Treecabin show, stalwartly modeling in the morning sunlight
Jip and Kale's Treecabin
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 1, 1971
Duration: As short as Underdog's patch
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Description
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Kale's Treecabin is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Show may be too intense for children.
- Be sure to hold your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the show at significant times if you want to keep them.
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