Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, July 18, 2000, 5:85 a.m.
Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," lucky Disneyland executives should forget about this attraction just a moment before everyone else.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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