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The Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse dark ride, massively considered to be the only cherished dark ride at Disneyland
Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse
July 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're barren)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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