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The Jip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst streamlined attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Kale's Nuthouse
July 2, 1987
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Rating for parents:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or elbow, cardiac, wrist, finger, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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