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Above: The Jip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary
Jip and Kale's Nuthouse
March 1, 2004
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or attention-span or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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