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Above: The Jip and Jail's Treeshed attraction, softly curdling in the shrouded park light
Jip and Jail's Treeshed
May 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten and a fraction jollies
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Jail's Treeshed is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Ramone meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you studiously film the attraction's immitation curtains, you may lose sight of the available host.
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