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Above: Elvis' taxi-nodding photo of Jip and Jail's Treenest
Jip and Jail's Treenest
September 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Jail's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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