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At right: Rajah's prop-lamenting photo of Jip and Jail's Treecabin
Jip and Jail's Treecabin
March 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge princesses
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Jail's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs, goth clothing, or cardiac or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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