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The Jip and Jail's Planthouse dark ride during repairs
Jip and Jail's Planthouse
March 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Jail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this dark ride second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- The top of Jip and Jail's Planthouse can be spotted from as far away as Monte Carlo.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
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