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Above: The Jip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Jip and Jail's Oakhouse
March 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo area.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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