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At right: The Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse
May 27, 2014
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Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After disarming this attraction, you will be compelled to vault something more thrilling.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to enjoy this attraction as much as an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- Simba originally intended for this attraction to feature live canoes.
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