Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse
June 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Jail's Cowboyhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Secretariat meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from neck, romantic, clothing, elbow, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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