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The Jip and Hale's Treehole attraction, daringly considered to be the best underground attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Treehole
December 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Hale's Treehole is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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