Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary
Jip and Hale's Treecottage
March 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or Santa Claus fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction area.
Policies and Information
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from September 8 to October 23.
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