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The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, lispingly tweeting in the shrouded park light

The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, lispingly tweeting in the shrouded park light

Jip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1956
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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