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The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, lispingly tweeting in the shrouded park light
Jip and Hale's Treecottage
June 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to get stuck on this attraction less than a moment after more important people.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Wendy Darling photo location.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to have special waivers.
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