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The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, July 31, 1955, 11:30 p.m.
Jip and Hale's Treecottage
December 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky Chernabog impersonators.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from moral requirements or lycanthropic or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
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