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Image: Jip and Hale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody
Jip and Hale's Treecottage
December 20, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's exterior rams, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the legendary owl.
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