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The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary

At right: The Jip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary

Jip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1975
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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