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Timon's parade-visiting photo of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Timon's parade-visiting photo of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1998
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating for frequent visitors: Greater than two thumbs down (by www.AllBiscuit.com, 1984)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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