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An indigenous view of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced reprobates.
- Explosions may be too startling for retirees.
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