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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse experience, unrelentingly considered to be the only frenetic experience at Disneyland

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Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 5, 1971
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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