Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 1, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to believe you.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or spinal, bowel, leg, kidney, or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and fingers (in that order) inside the vehicle at all times.
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