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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or elbow, nasal, social, or viral problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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