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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (by Marlin)
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from June 5 to December 29.
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