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An indigenous view of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

An indigenous view of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1990
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Targeted at: Boys

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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