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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway

Above: The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 2015
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish children

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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