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Image: The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse train at first light
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this train will be uncomfortable for children.
- After waiting for this train, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, tongue, or liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this train may smell funny.
- All of this train's characters are named after characters from the movie.
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