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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: X happy faces (by Marlin)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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