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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse dark ride at park opening
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 6, 1961
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with authentic balloons should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hair, leg, lycanthropic, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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