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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the premier greedy attraction at Disneyland

The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the premier greedy attraction at Disneyland

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1967
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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