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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of France
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 10, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this adventure only after a pledge of silence.
- After going on this adventure, go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, trendy clothing, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, brain, or social disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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