Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the best runaway attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, dietary requirements, or immunological, chin, fingernail, or kidney issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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