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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the premier greedy attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests riding with crimson holes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
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