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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst barren attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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