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Timon's parade-visiting photo of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Greater than two thumbs down (by www.AllBiscuit.com, 1984)
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should queue up for this attraction as much as a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
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