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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1992
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and being carried).
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs within the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess belts.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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