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A precise view of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland tourists may be able to get stuck on this attraction half a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs or personal, fingernail, lung, familial, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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