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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, universally decaying in the evening moonlight

The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, universally decaying in the evening moonlight

Jip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1959
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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