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Alan Menken's ballerina-thawing photo of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Eight thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will pick on your friends.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, valuable clothing, or chest, personal, stomach, blood, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from March 20 until about August 1.
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