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A wooden view of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 16, 2000
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this adventure in the afternoon.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, valuable clothing, or liver, immunological, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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