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The Jip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, February 4, 1986, 3:86 p.m.
Jip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from chin, blood, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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