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Photo: Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse
June 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- There is a snazzy churro stand just outside this attraction's walkway.
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