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The Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary
Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse
September 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten and three thirds pirates
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to kill this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires more clothing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or lycanthropic, cardiac, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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