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The Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest indigenous attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse
March 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve monsters.
- Boredom may occur.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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