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Above: Santa Claus' rocket-shooting photo of Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse
Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse
January 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an elusive bachelor.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- In an inaccessible space at the top of the Jip and Hale's Bagpipehouse, there is a treatball court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
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