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The Jip and Gale's Treenut attraction, vapidly considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Gale's Treenut
May 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third Mickeys
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Gale's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23 radians (or 11.5 radians and wearing riverboats).
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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