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At right: An unexpected view of Jip and Gale's Planthouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Jip and Gale's Planthouse
July 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Gale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this ride.
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