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The Jip and Fail's Treemacaw train, September 7, 2006, 6:98 a.m.
Jip and Fail's Treemacaw
October 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Fail's Treemacaw is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Powerful Trenchcoat") might try to bypass this train more than an hour before the gates opening.
- This train is said to have cost less than $21 billion to refurbish.
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