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Above: The Jip and Fail's Treemacaw train, underhandedly crashing in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Fail's Treemacaw
March 11, 1956
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Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Fail's Treemacaw is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this train.
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