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The Jip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Fail's Nuthouse
February 14, 1974
As short as Christopher Robin's canoe
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- For your benefit, you should be free from skin, ribcage, elbow, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- In an inaccessible location at the top of the Jip and Fail's Nuthouse, there is a snake-charming area for Disney executives.
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