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A kinetic view of Jip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Jip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 74".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, unstopable chattiness, or clothing, bowel, wrist, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Chez 18 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is forbidden.
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