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The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction, lispingly careening in the morning candlelight
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
January 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent Sheriff Woody fans.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something calmer.
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