Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction at first light
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
September 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight and six eights fairies (by Al Weiss)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from March 10 until something like October 17.
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