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Jip and Fail's Applehouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
November 18, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
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