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A minor view of Jip and Fail's Applehouse when it's not hidden in darkness

A minor view of Jip and Fail's Applehouse when it's not hidden in darkness

Jip and Fail's Applehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2004
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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