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The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the best independent attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
December 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 74.
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