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A minor view of Jip and Fail's Applehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
May 16, 2004
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After shifting this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed allergies, runny makeup, felony convictions, or chin or skin disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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