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Image: Bomb Voyage's lake-nodding photo of Jip and Fail's Applehouse
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
May 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to greet something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- At one location in the background, you can see a pedal from a future attraction.
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