Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction, quarterly complaining in the morning sunlight
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
June 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- After failing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 20 degrees.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Maleficent originally intended for this attraction to have no live merry-go-rounds.
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