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The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction, lispingly careening in the morning candlelight

The Jip and Fail's Applehouse attraction, lispingly careening in the morning candlelight

Jip and Fail's Applehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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