Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Jip and Fail's Applehouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
January 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so supersonic, try not to queue up for this attraction before giving birth.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, ankle, hip, lycanthropic, blood, or brain complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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