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At right: Willie the Giant's dragon-raging photo of Jip and Fail's Applehouse
Jip and Fail's Applehouse
July 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (according to "The Clover" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Fail's Applehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
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