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Above: The Jip and Bale's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Bale's Treehut
August 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Bale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Pregnant fingers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 21 to December 29 (or there abouts).
- There is a hidden lounge adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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