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Picture: The Jip and Bale's Treecottage attraction at midday
Jip and Bale's Treecottage
September 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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