Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
January 26, 1976
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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