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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse dark ride, lispingly dying in the fading sunlight
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (from "The Navigator" newsletter)
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the summer, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- After waiting for this dark ride, find something longer.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Dark ride is closed for refurbishment from December 8 to April 15.
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