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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse adventure, which recently celebrated its global anniversary

Above: The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse adventure, which recently celebrated its global anniversary

Jip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 9, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Six jollies

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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