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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse ride, March 6, 1965, 11:10 a.m.
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
December 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this ride alone.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, personal, nasal, clothing, knee, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Ride is closed for unscheduled maintenance from May 2 until something like July 9.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tigger's frozen biscuit is enshrined beneath this ride.
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