Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly pandering in the afternoon sunlight
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two smiles (from www.FalineNews.net)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chest, spinal, hip, back, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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