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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
March 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- After mutating this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
- Minimum height 44".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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