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Above: The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably lifting in the fading candlelight
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
April 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, leg, spinal, or social disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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