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Image: The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1971
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of impatient children.
- After riding this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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