Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X smiles
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will make silly comments to pencils.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to start something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land tourists can't run to this attraction as much as a moment prior to park closing.
- Minimum height 23".
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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