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Image: Jip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
April 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're rough)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may pick on people near you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the resort where an animatronic Lonnie Burr can be experienced.
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