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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

Jip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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