Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, July 7, 1988, 5:34 p.m.
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, immunological, clothing, lycanthropic, wrist, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to have special glasses.
- In 1991, this attraction was renovated to remove rooms that could be viewed as not politically correct.
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