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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, accurately plundering in the evening sunlight
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland tourists will want to experience this attraction more than a half hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 27 to June 23.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the new haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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