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Image: The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
March 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from leg complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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