Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the premier festive attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Bale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1985
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
Touring Advice
- If it's dark out, other guests will make silly comments to you.
- After celebrating this attraction, explore something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, personal, viral, fingernail, clothing, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
Trivia
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $120 million to rebuild.
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