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The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse dark ride, lispingly dying in the fading sunlight

The Jip and Bale's Smokehouse dark ride, lispingly dying in the fading sunlight

Jip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 4, 1963
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses (from "The Navigator" newsletter)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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