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The Jip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Jip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- One of the fledglings was textured to smell similar to Tinker Bell.
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