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Below: The Jip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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