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A barren view of Jip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in brothers
Jip and Bale's Oakhouse
September 3, 1970
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Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and chairs inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate glasses.
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