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Picture: The Jip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Jip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- The boot was designed by Brigham Young.
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