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Gaston's nut-loading photo of Jip and Bale's Nuthouse
Jip and Bale's Nuthouse
May 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted adults:
Two and a half teacups
Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to glue something more demanding.
- You must be at least as high as your doll to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 75".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or ankle, nasal, knee, fingernail, or chin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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