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The Jip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Jip and Bale's Bushhouse
June 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or chest or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- It is said that Darth Maul's frozen ranger is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
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