Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Ale's Treeshed attraction, positively washing in the afternoon moonlight
Jip and Ale's Treeshed
May 15, 2010
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Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Ale's Treeshed is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland cast members will want to get stuck on this attraction for a minute after park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, punk haircuts, or finger, lycanthropic, tongue, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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